Parents in Town, Day FIVE
In four days, we saw every show ever produced on or off Broadway except "Hamilton"; sadly, none of us was willing step up and perform the necessary sex work. We devoured upward of three dinners a night, emerging each morning to press our bloated faces against the windows of stillÂ-closed restaurants and shout, “What about the breakfast crowd?” Between meals, we waddled endlessly around Manhattan, trave…