Bisexual Tenors Riot After H&M Stops Selling Tan Khakis
by Chloe Hechter. @chloehechter_. NEW YORK, NY -Â Clothing retailer H&M recently announced that they would no longer be including tan khaki pants in their spring collection, resulting in widespread riots and protests from bisexual tenors as BFA audition season rolls around, sources confirmed. "What am I supposed to wear to Sound of Music callbacks?" questioned Ethan Rosenberg, a junior at Harriman High School …