The Emperor's Gonads Are Exposed
The story is well-known by those of us who grew up without TeleTubbies or Barney -An Emperor who cares for nothing but his appearance and attire hires two tailors who promise him the finest suit of clothes from a fabric invisible to anyone who is unfit for his position or "just hopelessly stupid". The Emperor cannot see the cloth himself, but pretends that he can for fear of appearing unfit for his position; his mini…