46 Years
Wow.Forty-fucking-six years old today.And I am NOTHING like I thought I'd be.I wish I could say that I had plans on what 46 would be but when I was in college, I simply KNEW I would be dead at 45. Seriously. I KNEW it. There wasn't an ounce of doubt in my mind that I would not last past 45 years of age. I'd say that I pretty much stopped thinking about my demise at around 24 but I stand here t…