Tour Whore by Cameryn Moore
"THE DEERINATOR"Hmmm. I'm pretty sure that's Frappucino.by Cameryn Moore[Publisher's note: Today we are launching a new column by actor/writer Cameryn Moore, a star of the North American Fringe circuit. Enjoy!]Some people spring-clean their homes. I spring-clean my car. It's a ritual now: take the car to the self-service car wash, give it a nice wash and dry, and then excavate down to the tattered original carp…