Blood spray on my popcorn! or Quentin off-leash!
I knew early on in Django Unleashed that I wasn't going to be able to take it seriously - even though according to A.O. Scott it's "a troubling and important movie about slavery and racism." (HA!) You see, right at the beginning there's this title card telling us that Quentin Tarantino's latest flick (although I think "cinematic fleshlight" may be the more accurate term) is set in "1858 - two years before the C…