Sorry, I can't review Lizzie Borden, because I couldn't get into my seat!
Yes, you read that right. When I arrived at my seat at Boston Lyric Opera's production of Lizzie Borden tonight (performed in the atmospheric Park Plaza Castle) there seemed to be someone already sitting in it. So I glanced at the usher in confusion - had there been some mistake? - but she only wanly gestured toward the graying gentleman who had taken my assigned place, and then quickly retreated.I glared…