A LIFE IN THE THEATRE OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZED AS THE TORTURE THAT IT IS
I just...really can't believe this.TMZ.com and Playbill report that tv and film actor Charlie Sheen's sentence after pleading no contest to domestic violence (a 3rd degree misdemeanor assault) will be working in the professional American theatre. And I'm crying right now.Sheen was condemned by a court of law to employment at Colorado's Theatre Aspen coaching actors, taking part in fund-raising events and working with…