INTRODUCING! TIF! HARRISON!
Like the infamous Countess Elizabeth Bathory, every so often The Neo-Futurists need to soak themselves in the blood of fresh virgins.That's a metaphor. Truly it is.This weekend we introduce the first of our Neo-Neos (Class of 2011), the lovely and talented Tif Harrison! Stop on by this weekend and say hello, and watch as she takes her first stumbling steps on baby fawn legs.That is also a metaphor. She has very human…