We Began Reflecting on the Year in Theatre But Had a Panic Attack So We're Outside Getting Some Air by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. Ah, another year of powerful performances, eye-popping set pieces, and engrossing stories taking over stages...

Local Woman Rebrands Toxic Relationship as "Shakespearean Comedy of Errors" by Broadway Beat

by Liz Wiest. @lizkhawiesta. JERSEY CITY, NJ - Freelance social media manager Charlotte Guerrero announced today that she has decided to...

Study Finds 90% of Americans Don't Notice When Carolers Harmonize, So Calm Down, Debra by Broadway Beat

by Brendan Leonard. @brennylen. GREENWICH, CT. - A new study conducted by the Fünkly-Fresh Musicology Institute of Connecticut has sent...

Why I Stopped Saying "Happy Holidays" and Started Saying "And That's What You Missed on Glee" by Broadway Beat

by Vanessa Ullman. December can only bring one of two things: Oscar bait movies to write down in your Notes app and ignore until March,...

Friend's One-Man Show Canceled Due to Positive Case of It Sucking by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - Will this pandemic ever end? Local actor and your friend Robert Jelio's run of his one-man...

REPORT: That One Girl You Got Your BFA With Still Calls Her Non-Industry Boyfriend a Muggle by Broadway Beat

by Elanna White. @Ewelannawhite. NEW YORK, NY- Local BFA graduate Ann Barrett clutched her Culture cold brew and cookie this morning,...

Local Middle School's New Theatre Budget Technically Makes It World's 56th Largest Military by Broadway Beat

by Grant Cleaveland. @cleaveland_g. UTICA, NY - Auburn Middle School's theatre director Sandra Vaughn announced an impressive new budget...

"Annie Live!" Updates Political Lyrics to Support Beliefs of Whoever Owns Most NBC Stock by Broadway Beat

by Edward Precht. @pertoltprecht. NEW YORK, NY " The sun'll come out tonight! NBC's newest live-broadcast musical " joining the ranks of...

Musical Theatre Edger Keeps Hitting New Leading Tone but Never Modulates for Final Chorus by Broadway Beat

by Louie Aronowitz. @louiearonowitz. WESTCHESTER, NY - While endlessly repeating the chorus of a song this week, singer Annabelle Linder...

Telecharge Announces Plan to Make Website Even Worse by Broadway Beat

by Caitlin Berg. @caitlinberg (Instagram), @caitlinhberg (Twitter). NEW YORK, NY - Telecharge announced today, shortly after raising...

Dance Captain Fails to Convince Anyone They Took the Job Reluctantly by Broadway Beat

by Justin Avery Smith. @JustAVerySmith. BOSTON - Taylor Dorado, star of The Bartoli Theater's production of Chicago as Billy Flynn, put...

BFA Student Told to "Use That" After Apartment Catches Fire, Dog Runs Away, Bus Hits Shit Out of Her by Broadway Beat

by Syd Deone Cooper. @syd.deone. NEW YORK, NY. - The show must go on! Under the guidance of her professors, BFA Sophomore, Lucy Fabray,...

Uh-Oh: That Old, Boring Paternal Character Just Walked Onstage Alone in a Spotlight by Broadway Beat

by Louie Aronowitz. @louiearonowitz. NEW YORK, NY - As the generic musical reached its most banal expanse of scenes, the red flag of all...

BREAKING: Local Women Invent Acting by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. EARTH - Reports are surfacing this morning that two local women - Rachel Zegler and Ariana Debose, stars of...

Modern "Caroline, or Change" Sees Caroline Keeping All of Noah's Bitcoin by Broadway Beat

by Tricia Davenport. NEW YORK, NY - Producers of Broadway's revival of Caroline, or Change are modernizing the Tony Kushner musical, with...

Immersive Production of Friend Constantly Noting How They Attended "Spring Awakening" Reunion Opens by Broadway Beat

Broadway Eases Burden On Performers, Limits Schedule to One Single 168-Hour Show Per Week by Broadway Beat

by Devin Wallace. @thedevinwallace. NEW YORK, NY - The Broadway League announced today - in an effort to minimize burnout and exhaustion...

BREAKING: Stagedooring Not Over Because of Pandemic But Because You're All Too Fucking Weird by Broadway Beat

by Caitlin Berg. @caitlinhberg Twitter, @caitlinberg Instagram. NEW YORK, NY - While previously announced that actors would no longer...

We're Ready to Eat But Freestyle Love Supreme Won't Stop Freestyling About What They're Thankful For by Broadway Beat

by Steven Verdile. Instagram @StevenVerdileCreative, Twitter @StevenVerdile. NEW YORK, NY - When The Broadway Beat team sat down for...

BREAKING: BFA Student Discovers Slightly Different Way to Scream Tom's "Glass Menagerie" Monologue by Broadway Beat

by Karen Stewart. NEW YORK, NY - Eighteen-year old NYU freshman Ryan McJohnson has achieved something previously considered impossible: a...

QUIZ: Child Actor or Just Short? by Broadway Beat

by Caleb Damschroder. @damncaleb. Helen Hayes once said, "Age is not important, unless you're cheese." But sometimes cheese is what's...

Afraid of Being Canceled? Elder Price Deletes Old Tweets by Broadway Beat

by Steven Verdile. Instagram @StevenVerdileCreative, Twitter @StevenVerdile. SALT LAKE CITY, UT. - As resurfaced tweets have become a...

"tick, tick... BOOM!" Easter Eggs You May Have Missed Cause Jonathan Larson Was Obsessed with Easter by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. Lin-Manuel Miranda's anticipated film adaptation of the late Jonathan Larson's tick, tick…BOOM! hits Netflix...

Hear the Stunning, Heartfelt Tony Acceptance Speech This Man Made Up in the Shower by Broadway Beat

by Finch Edmund. @finch_edmund. NEW YORK, NY - Get ready for the waterworks! Local actor Justin Bartlett, who moved to New York shortly...

Bored Theatre Kid Having Normal Thanksgiving Jealous of Those Motherfuckers from "The Humans" by Broadway Beat

by HaleyJane Rose. @haleyisfamous. MIDDLEFIELD, Conn. - High School junior and active drama club member Kevin Jermacks announced today...