The plays this week are brought to you by a man that the word "anomaly" was made for. It sounds like "animal" for a reason (muppets).Dan Kerr-Hobert, ladies and gentleman. In hon…
First question: Does this guy really need glasses?Second question: Have you ever actually seen this movie? What is it about? I've heard the title said many times, but I hav…
Still going strong with guest-writers for the blog. Last week was play-writer Philip Dawkins, the week before that was Barrel of Monkey and YA writer Rachel Wilson, and this week you'v…
Before we begin, you should know five Neos (Kurt, Phil, Tif, Caitlin, and Jessica) served like 1,000 beers to a bunch of University of Chicago kids that just turned 21 at the Smart Museum of…
Who said blogs have to be completely self-indulgent?Me.No, stop that-- in an effort to not be in a box, we're inviting a series of Chicago writing/performing super-killers to take the helm o…
The rule: if I miss a week of the World Premiere Preview, I have to do a shot. And tell your dad that I'm pregnant.My new phrase now will be, "Okay, Party People."Jay and Ryan go out o…
Imagine: you are watching large men slam into each other on a thursday evening. someone else has your keys. you have like 9 reasons not to watch the men on the tv. wh…
YOU JUST GOT 230ed!Enjoy your yellow-flavored lifesaver, sucker.News: Special mention: Ryan Walters and Jay Torrence both turned ten over the last weekend. Ryan and Jay were cast toget…
The blog post today is brought to you by CANADA DRY.HOUSE IN THE WOODS is a movie about magic. I know this because I haven't seen it yet."World Music": again, The Music of Liars.…
Today I am helping label bottles that will eventually cost you a mere $9.99 to buy six of them. Get out there and experience the world.Leah Trevor Jay Brenda Mary (!!) Ryan Megan have …
Do you ever feel like Micky Rooney? I do.It's really important to make sure not to sound like Micky Rooney. If I am going to do anything in this life, it's going to incorporate making sure…
If aliens come down from Heaven, they will decide to take to the seas.I'm going to make a movie. It's called "Jenga." It's about aliens that look like the Willis Tower.Games are an excelle…
Woah! I just got punked!Went to go write this post, and was BLASTED with a new look on the neofuturist blog.It's kind of like I woke up, stepped out my door, and the whole world contained li…
When I was in high school, my friend Joe (real first name) Pi (fake last name) said something that I found hurtful. I was in high school so I didn't really say anything, because I was afrai…
More often than not I try to do this blog posting, and the thing just disappears, after I've been writing something.Last week, Leah, Trevor brenda kurt and tif and jessica put in three new p…
This lady on the train sat next to me and started talking. She was out of breath or something. She was real excited, and when she kind of banged into my side as she sat, she said excuse me…
Thank you in advance. Regarding. In accordance with. At rehearsal two days ago, I kept saying "illicit." I do say that word a lot, but I said it like three times in rehearsal, and I thi…
Ok, guys, I got a twitters page. I went to my in-law's last night, and she described to me exactly what twitter was, and I decided that I finally understand exactly how it works. https://twi…
In case you were wondering, there are indeed 695 little green squares in that graph.There's a rule as to where your computer screen should face in a room. Toward the window, or away."Bottle…
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You know what the problem with Google Image searching at work is? I'm sorry, I meant, "do you know why it is a problem to Google Image search at work?" Right? Can't end with a preposition…
I am so sorry this is getting to you late.Rememember: A Double Salami is more than Eli Manning and Tom Brady sharing a cab in Texas. Find out this Sunday at the Neo-Futurarium. (and Friday …
I'm writing this while sitting on my bed, and one of the cats is sitting next to me. He is sitting just like person would on a couch, or a lawn chair. So it's weird.The super bowl is this …
I'm not going to lie to you. That there is a Double Salami.Just let me know if this gets too serious.(It's too serious.)Double Salami.
Here's something, a little look into the process (who here likes process? get used to it, because you're going to see a lot of it in the next year):In Too Much Light, we've developed types …