Why I took to the stage wielding a giant penis
Yes, students have got lots of academic work to do. But abandoning your dignity under spotlights is an education in itselfTaking part in Lysistrata has been a perfect excuse to squirt boys in the crotch with a fire extinguisher, sport a Dyson-sized penis and threaten, "I'll hit you so hard, you'll shit!" " all completely in character. And in the name of peace and the greater good.It is 411 BC in Greece and, with thei…