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“He was gone for a couple of days in China. We were scared,” Stewart said of President Trump on Monday’s “The Daily Show.” “But now he’s home, and I’m sure he brought us all …
“Well, well, well, looks like the Sleepy Joe-er has become the sleepy Joe-ee,” Klepper said after President Trump was seen with his eyes closed during an event in the Oval Office.
The event “was supposed to be an evening of fun and merriment,” Jon Stewart said, “until, like most things in America, it was interrupted by gunfire.”
Ronny Chieng poked fun at JD Vance's defense of President Trump posting an image of himself as a Christ-like figure.
Jimmy Kimmel said President Trump's social media post aimed at Pope Leo XIV "is what happens when you sell Bibles instead of reading them."
"The Late Show" host asked if being double-sided wasn't a prerequisite: "I believe there's a word for a single-sided cease-fire and it's 'murder.'"
"Everyone, most notably the people of Iran, were wondering if their civilization was going to die tonight. Well, good news, it didn't," Jimmy Kimmel said after a cease-fire was announced.
Josh Johnson was puzzled by what kind of gift the president could have received "from the people you are currently at war with."
"Let me tell you: There is no doubt in my mind that everything he knows about Pearl Harbor begins and ends with a movie starring Ben Affleck," Jimmy Kimmel said.
In guessing which ex-leader Trump might have discussed Iran with, Jimmy Fallon said "two things seem equally possible: Either Trump's lying, or Joe Biden doesn't remember talking to him."
"You can lie about many things in American life, but one thing you can't lie about is gas prices," Late Night host Seth Meyers said. "Everyone sees it."
"Sounds like someone's about to become the FIFA secretary of homeland security," Stephen Colbert joked.
"This could be the first war ever launched based on vibes," Jimmy Fallon said.
The military operation's name "is different from its original title, which was 'Operation Epstein-o Distract-o,'" Jimmy Kimmel said.
Stephen Colbert joked that the president "is really dragging down broadcast television" with lower ratings for Tuesday's State of the Union than last year's address.
"Wow, a court composed mostly of his own party's appointees has struck down the constitutionality of Trump's go-it-alone tariff regime," Jon Stewart said. "That's bound to cause him some int…
"And because my network clearly doesn't want us to talk about this, let's talk about this," Stephen Colbert said after CBS canceled a Texas congressman's appearance on Monday's "Late Show."
"A million times? There's not even that many references to Hamlet in the play 'Hamlet,'" Jordan Klepper said on "The Daily Show."
The annual National Prayer Breakfast "is supposed to be a normal, nonpartisan event," Seth Meyers said, "but, of course, Donald Trump is incapable of being normal."
"You're asking if Jeff Epstein has got any parties planned on the island on Christmas Day?" Stewart asked on Monday's "Daily Show."
"Just think about it, ICE is so unpopular, they want FEMA to not use the word 'ice,'" the late night host said of the immigration enforcement agency.
"At this point, it's pretty clear world leaders make deals with Trump the way kids do on the playground," Meyers said of the president on Wednesday.
Jimmy Kimmel quipped that the president "can do so much damage in one three-day weekend " I don't know if anybody has ever done more."
The "Tonight Show" host joked that President Trump hung his new Nobel Prize on the wall "right next to his McDonald's customer of the month plaque."
Jimmy Kimmel said it was good President Trump would be in charge of Venezuela's oil sales: "That way we know it will be spent honestly."
